im ugly and awkward when is my long lost grandmother gonna tell me that im the princess of Genovia
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do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
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when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
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good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
Or completely hate each other
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- while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
Or completely hate each other
(Source: kaylacat, via scarred-from-w0rds)
